swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

snorlaxatives:

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

defractured:

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

im laughing so hard at the “oh. alright”