thesickestjokes:
People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
iss-mayonnaise-an-instrument:
Omg this guy
Exactly! :)
Lmao x)
Do you fancy Emma Watson in real life?
The funeral of Private Kevin Elliot.
dependent:
lmfao
jennaisonfire:
yesterday at the mall this guy tried stealing a phone and he was running out the store and my mom tripped him and fucking screamed “SWIPER NO SWIPING”